zurn, i hate you

automated zurn flushvalves and i do not get along. they have an automated flushvalve that has a sensor that is way too high, and it is a battle i always lose when i'm trying to wipe. 

zurn flushvalve... look how high that sucker is

not sure how most people wipe, but i always tilt to the left... and whenever i tilt, it activates the damn sensor and the toilet flushes. and zurn flushvalves, because they are industrial strength, have jets that spray water all over the place. that means, every time i wipe, i have to immediately stand up so my ass doesn't get wet with the toilet water. what's worse is that after i wipe, hear the flusher go off, jump out of the toilet seat and sit back down, the toilet seat is also wet from the splashing. so my butt is just wet all over the place.

so by the end of it all, i might as well have just rinsed my whole ass by shoving it into the toilet bowl. seriously - why make a flusher that's so high? what's the benefit? is it for guys who use the toilet for #1? then why have urinals in the bathroom too?