bachelor parties

if there is anything that you know has a limited quantity and only gets harder with age, it's bachelor parties. i can't drink as much as i used to, stay out late as i used to, and have the energy to keep going as i used to, but the more you go to these things, you realize how valuable these things are... you have such limited time in your adult life to spend with all your closest friends for a weekend and have a valid excuse to act like an idiot at the same time.